Truth, Justice, and SNL

Go ahead, try me, punk.   About the Coolest Child   Philosophies n syuch   

Perpetually confused and ever changing.

thatguynamedvince:

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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and finally

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I totally forgot this was a thing

Why Is no one talking about Jersey Shore, Indiana, or California Pennsylvania?

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lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 46 minutes ago with 97661 notes
importantdoctors:

clarafiers:

100percentrebeltimelord:

So I was giffing and now I can’t stop laughing.

ENDLESS CLARAS!

I am MOST COMPANIONS doctor! Make an INFINITY CLARAS, fill up a dalek with teachers, yes! Best teacher I kidnap since 1963!

importantdoctors:

clarafiers:

100percentrebeltimelord:

So I was giffing and now I can’t stop laughing.

ENDLESS CLARAS!

I am MOST COMPANIONS doctor! Make an INFINITY CLARAS, fill up a dalek with teachers, yes! Best teacher I kidnap since 1963!

(via paranoid-anne-droid)

— 46 minutes ago with 3823 notes
queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

(Source: kropotkindersurprise, via quirkily)

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mattressblowoutsale:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

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— 1 hour ago with 618 notes

captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

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this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

(via how-about-a-nope)

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justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

(via ruinedchildhood)

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easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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thevoicecalledcheesecake:

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

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stefanii147:

2013 — The Year Former Disney Stars Stopped Giving a Fuck

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thegreatbigfour:

queerbot22:

i-am-the-last-timelord:

chrissymodi-frost:

hiccupatheart:

of-the-pookan-race:

ok but seriously, if anyone argues that Frozen has the best ice in animation, all you’d have to do is show them this jfc

this is from Dreamworks’ ”Rise of the Guardians.”

Your move, Disney.

OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL

THANK YOU^

It’s not real? Fuck.

tbh nothing about the animation in frozen deserved any awards

I’m a disnerd and I agree with the comments above. Dreamworks slays when it comes to detailing.

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iz0mbie:

     
     
     
     

— 1 hour ago with 89645 notes

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via parkingstrange)

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